~Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil~

~Boys make good pets!~

~Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make~

~Life's an Ocean, Sail It~

~Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!~

~A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory~

~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese~

~Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now~

~A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking~

~Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive~

~Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs~

~The Earth Is Full - Go Home~

~He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit~

~everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE~

~im sugar and spice and everything nice if u wanna mess with me u better think twice~

~We didn’t lose.....we just ran out of time~

!*!~HOPE YOU LIKE THEM~!*!

~I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight~

~A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation~

~I love him, O yes I do,
He's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!~

~I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...~

~Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady.But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.~

~They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?~

~Love is like heaven but hurts like hell~

~Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle~

~When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous~

~I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose~

~The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus~

Hehe...Hop u likd em!!! Luv Jessy! xoxoxo