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March 11 I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
ѕнє ¢αℓℓє∂ мє тσ gєт му ρнσиє иυмвєя. 
ѕнє ѕρєит 20 мιиυтєѕ ѕтαяιиg αт α נυι¢є ¢αятσи вє¢αυѕє ιт ѕαι∂ "¢σи¢єитяαтє."
ѕнє ρυт ℓιρѕтι¢к σи нєя fσяєнєα∂ вє¢αυѕє ѕнє ωαитє∂ тσ мαкє υρ нєя мιи∂.
ѕнє тяιє∂ тσ ρυт м&м'ѕ ιи αℓρнαвєтι¢αℓ σя∂єя.
ѕнє ѕєит мє α fαχ ωιтн α ѕтαмρ σи ιт.
ѕнє тяιє∂ тσ ∂яσωи α fιѕн.
ѕнє тнσυgнт α qυαятєявα¢к ωαѕ α яєfυи∂.
ѕнє gσт ℓσ¢кє∂ ιи α gяσ¢єяу ѕтσяє αи∂ ѕтαяνє∂ тσ ∂єαтн
ѕнє тяιρρє∂ σνєя α ¢σя∂ℓєѕѕ ρнσиє.
ѕнє тσσк α яυℓєя тσ вє∂ тσ ѕєє нσω ℓσиg ѕнє ѕℓєρт.
ѕнє αѕкє∂ fσя α ρяι¢є ¢нє¢к αт тнє ∂σℓℓαя ѕтσяє.
ѕнє ѕтυ∂ιє∂ fσя α вℓσσ∂ тєѕт.
ѕнє тнσυgнт мєσω мιχ ωαѕ α ¢∂ fσя ¢αтѕ.
ωнєи ѕнє нєαя∂ тнαт 90% σf αℓℓ ¢яιмєѕ σ¢¢υя αяσυи∂ тнє нσмє, ѕнє мσνє∂.
ωнєи ѕнє мιѕѕє∂ тнє 44 вυѕ, ѕнє тσσк тнє 22 вυѕ тωι¢є ιиѕтєα∂.
ωнєи ѕнє тσσк уσυ тσ тнє αιяρσят αи∂ ѕαω α ѕιgи тнαт ѕαι∂ "αιяρσят ℓєfт" ѕнє тυяиє∂ αяσυи∂ αи∂ ωєит нσмє February 19
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You scored 29% geek!
Tastes great, less filling. You're the kind of geek that can pass under the radar of polite society. You probably like your computer, and can't go without checking your email. You live alone, or with roommates, and you have one or two hobbies that are considered "geeky".
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your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376 |
If you wanna find out how old you REALLY are check out this link!
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February 16 > > -*-*-*ToTaL SiGnS oF fLiRtInG*-*-*-
 *~*Guys*~*
1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you. 
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 
5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face 
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 
9. You catch her staring at you. 
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 
12. She knows your phone number and address. 
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible 
 *~*Girls*~*
1. He stares at you a lot. 
2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting ) 
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you
4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school. 
5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with you cuz you
couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever you two talk. 
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You where invited by him to a group outing. 
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you
laugh even harder.
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation. 
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 
14. He every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, ass, thighs, ect.) 
January 28
нєу нєяєz ѕυм мσяє нєℓρfυℓ ѕтυff! тниχ тσ ∂α "мαтєѕ, ∂αтѕ gυι∂є тσ ℓιfє, ℓσνє, αи∂ ℓσσкιиg ℓυѕ¢ισυѕ" вσσк!
вσу ѕρєαк
ωнαт нє ѕαуѕ  ωнαт нє мєαиѕ
-¢αℓℓ уσυ ℓαтєя.  = ...ιf ι яємємвєя αи∂ єνєи тнєи ρяσвαвℓу иσт fσя α ωєєк σя ѕσ
-¢σммιтмєит  = υѕυαℓℓу σиℓу αρρℓιєѕ тσ α fσσтвαℓℓ тєαм
-ι иєє∂ ѕρα¢є  = ... fσя му σтнєя gιяℓfяιєи∂ѕ
- ℓєтѕ נυѕт ѕєє нσω ιт gσєѕ = вαк σff, ιм fєєℓιиg ρяєѕѕυяє∂
- ωσυℓ∂ уσυ ℓιк α вα¢к яυв?  = ι ωαит тσ gяσρє уσυ
- нι. уσυя fяιєи∂ ℓσσкѕ иι¢є. = ι fαи¢у нєя αи∂ ιм υѕιиg уσυ тσ gєт тσ нєя
- ∂σит gєт нєανу = ι ∂σит fєєℓ тнє ѕαмє ωαу αвσυт уσυ
- ѕнє υgℓу/ α ℓєѕвιαи  = ѕнє ∂ι∂ит fαи¢у мє
- ι тнιик ωє ѕнσυℓ∂ вє fяєє тσ ∂αтє σтнєя ρєσρℓє  = ι αℓяєα∂у αм
- ιм иσт яєα∂у fσя α яєℓαтισиѕнιρ = ...αт ℓєαѕт иσт ωιтн уσυ.
-ιм νєяу ιи∂єρєи∂єит  = ι ℓιкє му σωи ωαу
-ωє ¢αи ѕтιℓℓ вє fяιєи∂ѕ = уσυяє нιѕтσяу, вαву
January 26
нєуу! нєяєz ѕυм яιℓℓу ¢υтє тιρz, נσкєѕ, αи∂ נυѕ gυяℓу тℓк σи gυуz, ∂αтєz и σтнα ѕтυff! тниχ тσ ∂α "мαтєѕ, ∂αтѕ gυι∂є тσ ℓιfє, ℓσνє, αи∂ ℓσσкιиg ℓυѕ¢ισυѕ" вσσк!
1. gσσ∂ ℓσσкѕ
2. ¢σиfι∂єи¢є
3. єитнυѕιαѕм (иσ1 ωαитѕ тσ нαиg συт ωιт α ραяту ρσσρєя)
4.ιитєℓℓιgєи¢є
5. ѕєиѕє σf нυмσя
6. ραтιєи¢є αи∂ ωαямтн
7. gєиєяσѕιту
кк, тнєѕє σиєz яит ρσѕѕιвℓє fσя єνєяуσиє! ℓσℓ... ℓιк мє! нαнα... вυт уєα!
8. gя8 вσσвѕ
9. gя8 ℓєgѕ
10. gя8 вυтт
ωнαт вσуz ∂σит ωαит
χ ѕмєℓℓу
χ gυяℓz ωнσ ѕωєαя (ιм ρσιитιи αт ѕυм σf уα! ℓσℓ!)
χ тσσ "ιи уσυя fα¢є" и ∂ємαи∂ιиg!
χ ℓσυ∂ (σσρѕу... ∂αтz мє!)
χ ¢σмρℓι¢αтє∂ ( тнαт ιѕ ѕσ αℓℓ σf υѕ!  )
χ ∂єρяєѕѕє∂ (σн σн! αиσтнα мє! ѕσмєтιмєѕ! нєнєє)
χ ωнιиgєу, ωнιиєу χσυт σf ¢σитяσℓ
χ gυяℓz ωнσ gσ σи αвт ∂єя єχєѕ
χ gιяℓz ωнσ я αℓωαуz σи α ∂ιєт!
χ gυяℓz ωнσ ∂σит киσ нσω тσ нαν α gσσ∂ тιмє
χ gυяℓz ωнσ ∂σит ραятι¢ιραтє ιи ∂α ¢σиνσ
χ gυяℓz нυ ρℓαу мιи∂ gαмєѕ
ρσєм
ιт ιѕ ιмρσятαит тσ fιи∂ α вσу ωнσ ιѕ αℓωαуz ωιℓℓ тσ нєℓρ ιи тιмєѕ σf тяσυвℓє!
ιт ιѕ ιмρσятαит тσ fιи∂ α вσу ωнσ мαкєѕ уσυ ℓαυgн ωнєи υя fєєℓιи вℓυє!
ιт ιѕ ιмρσятαит тσ fιи∂ α вσу ωнσ ιѕ ∂єρєи∂αвℓє αи∂ ∂σєѕи'т ℓιє!
ιт ιѕ ιмρσятαит тσ fιи∂ α вσу ωнσ ιѕ α gυ∂ кιѕѕєя!
ιт ιѕ ιмρσятαит тнαт тнєѕє fσυя вσуz иєνєя мєєт!
נσкє (α вιт ωєιя∂..ℓσℓ!)
ωнαт'ѕ тнє ∂ιffєяєи¢є вєтωєєи α ѕиσωмαи αи∂ α ѕиσωωσмαи?
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ѕиσωвαℓℓѕ!
* яєℓαχ αи∂ вє уσυяѕєℓf
* вє ¢σиfι∂єит
* мαкє fℓєєтιиg вσ∂у ¢σитα¢т ℓιкє вяυѕнιиg нιѕ нαи∂ ωнєи уσυ ραѕѕ ѕσмєтнιиg тσ нιм, тσυ¢н нιѕ αям ωнєи нє ѕαуѕ ѕσмєтнιиg fυииу
*ѕмιℓє
* мιяяσя нιѕ вσ∂у ℓαиgυαgє
* ℓαυgн αт нιѕ נσкєѕ, иσ мαттєя нσω вα∂ тнєу αяє
* ℓιѕтєи тσ ωнαт нє нαѕ тσ ѕαу αи∂ ℓσσк ιитєяєѕтє∂
* ℓσσк ιитσ нιѕ єуєѕ αи∂ мαιитαιи ¢σитα¢т α мσмєит тσσ ℓσиg тσ ѕнσω тнαт υя ιитєяєѕтє∂. тнєи ℓσσк αωαу
* ℓєαи ѕℓιgнтℓу тσωαя∂ѕ нιм ωнιℓє уσυя тαℓкιиg
* fℓαттєя ѕρє¢ιfι¢ αттяιвυтєѕ
* мαкє нιм fєєℓ ѕρє¢ιαℓ, ву ραуιи αттєитισи тσ ωнαт нєz ѕαуιиg! ∂σит ℓσσк αωαу!
*кєєρ ιт fυи, и вє ¢нαямιи!
January 06
*love*
*love*
*love*
*love*
*love*you*love*
*love*you*love*
*love*you*love*
......*love**you*
...*love*.....*love*
.*love*.........*love*
*love*...........*love*
*love*...........*love*
.*love*.........*love*
...*love*.....*love*
......*love**you*
*love*...............*love*
.*love*.............*love*
..*love*...........*love*
...*love*.........*love*
....*love*.......*love*
.....*love*.....*love*
......*love*...*love*
.......*love***you*
........*love**you*
*love**you**love*
*love**you**love
*love*
*love*
*love**you**love*
*love**you**love*
*love*
*love*
*love**you**love*
*love**you**love*
December 13 
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вℓα¢к мαи ωαℓкѕ ιитσ α ¢αfє єαяℓу σиє мσяиιиg αи∂ иσтι¢єѕ нє'ѕ тнє σиℓу вℓα¢к σиє тнєяє
αѕ нє ѕαт ∂σωи нє иσтι¢є∂ α ωнιтє мαи ѕαт вєнιи∂ нιм, тнє ωнιтє мαи ѕαι∂ "¢σℓσυяє∂ ρєσρℓє αяи'т αℓℓσωє∂ ιи нєяє" .
тнє вℓα¢к мαи яєρℓιє∂...
"ωнєи ι ωαѕ вσяи ι ωαѕ вℓα¢к
ωнєи ι gяєω υρ ι ωαѕ вℓα¢к
ωнєи ι'м ѕι¢к ι'м вℓα¢к
ωнєи ι gσ ιи тнє ѕυи ι'м вℓα¢к
ωнєи ι'м ¢σℓ∂ ι'м вℓα¢к
αи∂ ωнєи ι ∂ιє ι'м вℓα¢к.
вυт уσυ ѕιя...
ωнєи уσυ ωєяє вσяи уσυ ωєяє ριик
ωнєи уσυя'є ѕι¢к уσυя'є gяєєи
ωнєи уσυ ѕтαу ιи тнє ѕυи уσυя'є яє∂
ωнєи уσυя'є ¢σℓ∂ уσυ тυяи вℓυє
αи∂ ωнєи уσυ ∂ιє уσυ тυяи ρυяρℓє."
"αи∂ уєт уσυ нανє тнє иєяνє тσ ¢αℓℓ мє ¢σℓσυяє∂!"
тнє вℓα¢к мαи тυяиє∂ вα¢к αяσυи∂ αи∂ тнє ωнιтє мαи ωαℓкє∂ αωαу.
¢σρу тнιѕ ιитσ уσυя ѕρα¢є αи∂ нєℓρ єяαѕє яα¢ιѕм!
December 01
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.
October 17 ∂σ уσυ ωαииα киσ ιf α gυу/gιяℓ ℓιкєz уα؟! яєα∂ ∂ιѕ αи∂ fιи∂ συт!
How do you kno if a girl likes you
1. They alwayz talk about the different kinds of guys they COULD have.
2. They stare at you with a smile on their face and won't look away until you do first.
3. They ALWAYS seem to be talking about how nice or cute you are.
4. They laugh at all your jokes, no matter how stupid they are.
5. They will ask you who you like, continuously.
6. They talk to your friends about you a lot.
7. They always are flirting with every other guy, except you.
8. They always try to make you jealous.
9. They beg you to do everything for them.
10.They always ask you what to do in a bad situation.
How do you kno if a guy likes you
1. He will be extremely nice to you.
2. He will tell you that you did something good, even when you did it horribly.
3. He might make fun of you.
4. He will want to be your best friend.
5. He might complement you on something normal like, your hair, even if you wear it that way everyday.
6. He will stick up for you.
7. He will start hanging out with your friends.
8. He will flirt with you.
9. He will call you for no good reason.
10.He will make eye contact with a serious look on his face.
October 07 **ωυт ι ℓυff**
**αвт уσυυ!**
~***GiRlIeZ***~
RiA: hAhA, DeR r SoO mAnY tHiNgZ i LuFf AbT yOu! uR sWeEt (wEn yA wAnT tO bE :P) n FuN tO bE wIt, n hIlLaRiOuS! u CaN aLwAyZ mAkE mE LaFf! hAhA! n U r aLwAyZ dEr tO cHeEr mE uP! uR a lOyAl fRiEnD aNd aLwAyZ kNo WuT iM ThInKiN! (dIs CaN b AnNoYin sUmTiMeS! loL!) bUt I sTiLl lUfF yA tO biTz!
AzEl: hEyY gUrLy! loZl *iNsIdE jOkE*, uR jUs Da AwEsUmEsT! u R sOoO nIcE! loL! bUt U cAn b LiK CRAZZEE sUmTiMeS! loL, bUt I luFf dAt ToO! dOn cHaNgE nEtIn aBt uRsElF cUz Ur PeRfEcT jUs aS u R!
CaGiL: heYy! tLk AbT lIf oF dA pRtY! hAhA! uR sOo eNeRgEtIc n LiK fUlL oF lIfe! iT aLwAyZ mAkEz Me FeEl bEtTa iF iM fEeLin LoW or I jUs aM bOrED! loL! kEeP bEiN dA bEsT u CaN b, cUz We AlL lUfF yOu!
KyOnG mIn: hEyY! iV KnOwN yA fOr LiK eVer! hEhE! bUt eVeRy mInUte I sPeNd WiT yOu iS sTiLl sPeCiAl! uR aN aWeSuM pErSON! u R lIk a GuRly gUrL bUt DaTs WuT i LuFf aBt yA! :P u HaV a GuD sEnSa HuMoR, bUt AlSo KnO wEn iTz NoT fUnNy! jUs kEeP bEiN yOu!
YuNa: i LUfF ya! loL, mIsS yA sO mUcH! u R fUn, n NiCe! loL! u CaN aLsO uSuALlY mAkE mE lAFf! u R a gR8 pErSoN n hAv LoDsA fRiEnDz! hOp U mIsS uS aS mUcH aS wE mIsS yOU!
MiHo: HeYy! wUtZ nOt To LiK?! loL! uR dA bEsT n We AlL mIsS yoU tOnZz! uR a SWeEtIe PiE hU luFfS wInNiE dA pOoH! hEhE! u AlWaYz sAy wUt U tHiNk n r An AwEsUm FrIeNd! i luFf Ya!
GeE: u AlWaYz SaY wUt U tHinK! hAhA! n U aRe AlWaYz dEr If I NeEd A sHoUldA tO cRy On! u R oNe oF a KiND n I hOp Ur HaViN a BlAsT iN dA U.S.! LuFf Ya!
ViKa: hEyY! uR jUs WaYy tOo nIcE! loL, WeLl On Da OuTsIdE nEwAy! hAhA! bUt iTz KeWl! u R lIk DiS rIlLy cRaZeE pErSoN bUt u JuS dOn ShOw It! sHoW oFf Ur ReAl sElF n PpL wIlL lUfF yA!
BeCkY: uR aWeSuM! uR rIlLy rIlLY nIcE n R nEvA mEaN! loL ( LeAsT nOt WuT iV sEeN oF ya! :P ) uR fUn n SeRiOuS aT dA sAmE tiME! loL! n I lUfF iT! sTaY yOu!
~***GuYz***~
CoNsTaNtIjN: uR jUs Da SwEeTesT! u cAn AlWaYz MaKe A jOkE n hArDlY EvA gEt MaD! uR a cUtIe! nEvA sToP bEiN yOu!
KiRk: uR a RiLlY nIcE pErSoN! u HaV gR8 fRiEnDz n LuFf CaTcHiN bUgZ lOl! :P hAhA, kEeP bEiN a hApPy n FuN pErSoN!
mAx: uR a rIlLy oUtGoIn pErSoN n U LuFf To Be dA cEnTa Of AtTeNtiON! bUt It SuItS yA! sTaY dA wAy U r N hAv FuN!
MuSlIm: hEyY! u R dA bEsT! uR jUs SoO fUnNY! u RoK! loL! nEvA sToP bEiN gOoFy! lUfF yA!
mErSeIt: u R pOsSiBlY dA SiCkeSt pErSoN i KnO, bUt u CaN b A sWeEtIe iF yA wAnT tO! dErS a SiDe oF yOu NoT mAny pPl c, N iTz NoT aLl AbT dA bEsT wAy tO gRoSs PpL oUT! loL! We LuFf YA!
I LuFf yA aLl! u gUyZ mAkE mA wOrLd a FuN, hApPy, FuNnY, n AwEsUmME pLc! iF i FoRgOt Ne1 jUs TeLl mE n IlL aDd Ya tO ma LiSt!
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